Okay, so, I'm Brenda. Here are all the vital facts. Enjoy... or don't. Whatever.

Anyway, I am, amongst other things: a Senior IP Operations Engineer for an Internet Service Provider called Aleron, Inc. in Reston, VA, 24 years old (perpetually), civil on occasion... And, when I grow up, I want to be an international terrorist... or a ballerina. But, for now, I spend most of my time working, terrorizing my co-workers with my large arsenal of nerf guns, going to clubs, reading, and tormenting small children.

Check out my shiny new webcam to see what mischief I am currently up to. Or, if you are truly bored (and/or a stalker), check out some photos. Stuff I like: sushi, perl, vodka, napalm, cats, senseless violence, Girl Scout cookies, knives, Sunday brunch (especially the Mimosas... and lots of them... yummy), taking naps (especially at work), Amsterdam, Russian literature, Boards of Canada, nerf guns, Ikea, chess, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, chemical warfare, monkeys, anime, The Powerpuff Girls, Buddhism, Kurt Vonnegut, opera, science fiction, Hindu mythology...

Stuff I hate: children, Tuesdays, insomnia, sales wankers, the Religious Right, television, OSPF, public displays of affection, breeders, minivans, Tampa, corporate assholes, Dave Schaeffer, closed-mindedness, frat boys, Detroit, Randy Katz.