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"I am not jesus. I am simply a man with a monkey on my head." "There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die." "Anybody can be a non-drunk. It takes a special talent to be a drunk. It takes endurance. Endurance is more important than truth." |
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"You know, evil comes in many forms, be it a man-eating cow or Joseph
Stalin. But you can't let the package hide the pudding. Evil is just
plain bad! You don't cotton to it! You gotta smack it on the nose with
the rolled up newspaper of goodness! Bad dog! Bad dog!"
"You cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in." "What is that feeling when you're driving away from people and they recede on the plain till you see their specks dispersing?--it's the too huge world vaulting us, and it's good-by. But we lean forward to the next crazy venture beneath the skies." |
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"When the rabbit of chaos is pursued by the ferret of disorder through
the fields of anarchy, it is time to hang your pants on the line of
darkness. Whether they are clean or not."
"If Plato is a fine red wine, then Aristotle is a dry martini." "Destiny's powerful hand has made the bed of my future, and it's up to me to lie in it. I am destined to be a superhero. To right wrongs, and to pound two-fisted justice into the hearts of evildoers everywhere. And you don't fight destiny! No sir! And, you don't eat crackers in the bed of your future, or you get all... scratchy." |
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Sever the line to the guilty past, to the ones who brought us
nothing. Spoke of futures brave and proud and brought only hate and
war. Lined the roads with hollow praise. Marked the land with paper
statues. Shadows fell on their futile ways and then there was nothing
more. "And so, may Evil beware and may Good dress warmly and eat lots of fresh vegetables." "I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream. That's my nightmare. Crawling, swiftly, along the edge of a straight razor and surviving." |
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"The very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common. Instead of altering their views to fit the facts, they alter the facts to fit their views... which can be very uncomfortable if you happen to be one of the facts that needs altering." "Outside of a dog, a book is Man's best friend. And inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." "Freedom of choice is what you have, freedom from choice is what you want." |
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